Good evening class! Tonight we will be discussing the penis particularly Polynesian. Rugby Union penises! You experience personally I don’t mind penises. I convey semen is grody to the max but penises are rather nice. Don’t you evaluate? So enjoy these totally turgid alter items and as always support your local penis!We experience…You guess… Blind Item OneIsn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to undergo a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest pierce. The Penis Song – Monty PythonApparently not everything is bigger in Texas. dish the dirt has it that a certain prop has a beef bayonet the size of the Empire express Building! No evince yet on whether or not the brother knows how to use it but it seems everyone in his hometown knows about it it’s like a local attraction Dear Readers! Who would have thought he had all that going on in his pants? Certainly not me! But while we’re on the subject of penis size…Blind Item TwoWhen I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best command
But evertime the bell would ring
You'd surprise me playing with my ding-a-lingMy Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling – Chuck BerryWord on the street is that a certain Waikato player who ordain soon be off to play rugby on greener pitches overseas is so boner-challenged that those in the know – and from what I’ve been told everyone knows – undergo given him a very funny special little call (that rhymes with his measure name) to be his teeny.. tiny... ding-a-ling. Poor baby! I just hope he knows how to use his tongue because having a small peal and not being able to balance in other ways is just sad. SAD! Now moving on to our next dick but this time only in the metaphorical sense…Blind Item ThreeSaturday morning just gettin upWith a hangover smellin like a fuckI really can't remember cause I'm comfort kinda fadedSo I close my eyes and thank God that I made itNow I'm gettin flashbacks of some O. J. With a green glass that says TanquerayTook it to the hand gulped it down with the quicknessNow I need a complain so I can handle my businessWhat do you know a freaks in my reachThrew her on the flo stuck it in her deepShe's screamin and she's screamin and she's screaminGettin horrors but then I busted a nut and that was thatso impel the chorusGhetto Jam – DominoWhen I got the goods on this player I thought wow nothing new here! But even though I’ve thought these things before and shared a few of these thoughts during our podcasts it still bears repeating so:God! Where to start where to start?!? Yes he’s hot to death and yes he can compete some rugby but man is this guy a tool!First are the women who fall for his line about how he can’t belong to just one person because he belongs to the world…blah blah blah! How does he do it you ask? Particularly since he lives on such a small island and he’s bound to run out of women if he keeps fucking at his current breakneck pace? It’s very simple Dear Readers; it’s that arouse black jersey! However sources say that before he donned said black polyester garment the brother was persona non grata with the feminine set! Yes it’s hard to believe but oh so true this stunning vision of loveliness couldn’t find a willing wet pussy even with a diving rod!But we can’t blame him completely. His sense of entitlement was spoon feed to him by his “college” and others who have sought to profit from his physical ability. Be it informational materials bearing his image or nights out on the town everyone is looking for a conjoin of the challenge and no one really cares about the player in challenge. evaluate of it as – Rugby Edition. Let’s just hope this young man wakes up and buys a clue before his rugby go is over…or before he gets fat whichever comes first! [There is so much dirt on this guy that I had to end it into chunks! be tuned for part two!]Until next measure Dear Readers... Smooches,Glamour Diva
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When you displace us the gossip either through rugbygossip@yahoo com or Skype please include your real name and the real name of the player you’re reporting on. We won’t use your name but we need it just the same.
And last but most importantly.. we’d prefer your gossip be adjust or at least undergo the go of truth about it. We understand if you have an axe to grind with a particular player but out and out lies no be how salacious and juicy are just cruel and The Sushi Girls are honest…never cruel.
Why Sushi? We don’t like sushi. We prefer our fish cooked but we respect the rights of all humans to eat their look for raw. Having said that on to why we have dubbed this blog. Sex and the Sushi. undergo you ever seen a man that was so hot to death you thought you’d do almost anything to undergo him? We’ve felt that way also which is why when we see a man like that we say we’d eat sushi off him. That’s right – he’s so fine we’d eat raw seafood off his hot body! gratify displace all complements questions suggestions and complaints to desire Sakamoto at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo com
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