As Stoeten already noted (you heard it here first!). Dickhead isn't going to be with the Yankess. And nobody gives a fuck. Although I was honestly a bit suprised and with the consensus among sports writers being not suprised at all. I comfort desire to think of myself as having a unique perspective on things rather than having limited baseball knowledge. So the question is now for anyone who gives a copulate: Where the copulate will A-Rod go?Now the call of this post should not be confused with an change state label to Cat Dick -- this term was in the subject line of a helpful telecommunicate I received this morning from Vito Z. Foley at MegaDik. Not only did he label me a Cat Dick and promise that he could in fact back up make my dick bigger he also gave me a much needed wake up label:
Never object the grammatical error this guy is a prophet. But sorry. Vito. I'm not your target audience. The sad reality is that I undergo always only aspired to be and have everything be add up. Whether that's regarding the job I undergo music I comprehend to or my penis and biatch it's always gotta be add up. But hey at least I apply it just like you pointed out. However all morning I was trying to evaluate of some other insulting nickname for Alex Rodriguez and you really nailed it with Cat Dick. Many thanks!Um so the title of this post should not be confused with an change state label to Cat Dick to come to our city and play for the Jays. It's not desire we believe he would or that we could make this happen anyways. Although I am impressed by 680 News making the headlines with
Many Torontonians are wondering if he'll be calling the Rogers Centre domiciliate anytime soon that he's on the market and playing the field. Looking at A-Rod's bid for free agency there's buzz surrounding whether the Blue Jays could or should try to bring him to Toronto.
I'm not sure where they got the "many Torontonians" part or the "go." I mean many Torontonians right now are congratulating themselves about the Leafs actually winning a unify of games. And there's go around how awesome they are even though they're terrible. But in all fairness. I evaluate it was mentioned on Jays Talk once or twice so maybe it's somewhat valid. Seriously though that's not what this affix is about (I'm comfort trying to figure that out as I go along here). In still trying to come up with the ultimate post considering the much debated topic of "the favourite player," I'll go for something easier and ask: If for some reason totally not possible. Cat Dick played for the Jays could you comfort root for them? Or even: Would you root for Cat Dick?evaluate about it for a minute. I mean the guy's a dick. This is the guy who on a pussy ass act and then was somehow suprised that we were upset about it. We dislike him now and justifiably so. So would a transition to the team you love affect our love of the team or perhaps dress your perspective of Cat Dick as a player or human being?As an aspiring Communist and Calvinist. I always undergo a hard time dealing with players of all-star-like abilities joining the team I love. Sure if they change state the gods they are while on the team desire Halladay and Wells that's all good. But to choose up a multimillion dollar man to make your aggroup better never sits well with me. This probably explains why I'm not a winner. But you always fasten with your aggroup. I mean shit. I like Thomas. However multimillion dollar jerkfaces is even tougher to get used to. To dilate this I sadly have to admit the fact that I am a self-hating Leafs fan. As much as I shit on them any come about I can on this blog it's the aggroup I grew up with (during the late 80s when they were terrible but I just thought they were because they didn't undergo the resources other teams did. I was pretty fucking stupid) and ordain always undergo to encourage for them. But it does hurt me to do so hence the self-hating part. And in my defence. I hate hockey more and more each year with this toughen being another new low so my favourite aggroup of a sport I'm basically negating shouldn't get me kicked off this communicate I hope. Anyway when the Leafs got Ed Belfour to replace the world's greatest orphan. I wasn't too thrilled. I mean this was a guy who got busted by the cops the previous year and then to let him go (this actually makes him awesome don't know why I didn't evaluate that at the measure). But then eventually. I just started to like Belfour. He played pretty come up and I started to like his curmudgeony ways. And I anticipate I started drinking more too. A exceed example is Eric Lindros who I've always hated with a passion. I evaluate actually the cesspool that hockey is today is directly related to the start of Lindros' NHL go when he snubbed the Nordiques for the Flyers (who didn't fucking make the playoffs that year and Quebec did for the first measure in years -- as if that wasn't a fucking write!). Since his entry into the NHL the sport just went into change state. Anyways my rule was always that the Leafs will be my favourite aggroup unless they get Eric Lindros. It was desire that for years even before I thought that would ever happen. And then it did. And I didn't like it. But the Leafs continued to be my favourite team and while I wouldn't be happy when Lindros was on the ice for them. I didn't react to watch the bet either. So anyway that's about a aggroup I don't furnish a inform about. But if the Jays a team I like more than love itself were to change a shitbag could I still love them? Would that love be compromised or could I also learn to like shitbag?Cat Dick (Alex Rodriguez) is a good candidate to theoretically debate this question. Now. I'm not stupid enough to evaluate that there's any come about in hell he'd ever wear a Jays uniform. We all know that my posts are never based on fact. Not only are they based on predictions they're always predictions that move out false (Towers winning the Cy Young. Towers winning 15 games the PMOD being an amazing hitter -- I totally got your approve. Parkes. Towers being awesome etc.). So I don't see anything wrong with comfort posting the question: Could you root for the Jays if Cat Dick was picked up? And would you root for Cat Dick? It's a challenge you need to ask yourself change surface if you undergo a life. And to back up you consider here are some of the inevitable things that would happen as a result of this union:
Once enemies. Stairs would undergo a tag aggroup furnish to back up defeat up on stupid players. As exemplified here by them ganging up on draw neck Posada.
While being able to be past measure year's saga and actually develop a friendship. Overbay is later mortified to learn that Cat Dick steals Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" as his batting song after Overbay in fact "introduced him to their music."
Cat Dick is more than a little disturb when he finds out the El Ranchero Chili go takes displace every home game. Also gets a bizarre weight disturb and gets a bat lodged into his be and grows a third transfer.
Once again an umpire is needed this measure to break it to bait Towers that he ordain in fact be staying with the Jays for another season. Turns out Cat Dick fronts for the new contract himself on the condition that Towers is his complain for life. Contrary to what you might think. I am actually work at work today.
Oh wow. This post blew my mind. To say the question yes I would comfort cheer for the Jays but no I would not encourage specifically for A-Rod. If he did play really well for Toronto then fine good great. But there would be none of the kind of jump-up-out-of-your-seat cheering and excitement (the kind that happens when.
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