Don't some people just communicate shit? I hear enough everyday but it's when I venture onto myspace bulletins when I really find the gold. Here are a load of beliefs about girls from a guy's point of believe:"You might accept with it but when it actually happens 99% of girls dont cognise it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice."So this is from a guys point of believe... apparently:We don't compassionate if you communicate to other guysYeah sure as long as they look like this:
Also when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/ stunning we freaking convey it. Unless you're an ugly slag. Then we don't "freaking" mean it. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah you can quote me. Swing and a desire my underprivileged friend. We all know which the most attractive feature of a girl don't we?That's Right:
She must be pretty confident to step outside the house looking like that everyday. Let us pay for you!For the love of god. NO!Kiss us when no one's watching. Just don't let anyone see because the sheer embarassment of kissing a sea donkey like you in public would just be too much. You don't have to get dressed up for us. Yeah just get naked. BITCH. Honestly i evaluate a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. come up that's only because you can see their nipples through their shirt lucky for you they won't see your erection because you have the sex drive/penis size of an impotent turtle. Don't act everything we say seriously. Especially "I like You" we simply have aspirations of deflowering your rose. Don't get angry easily. Now here is a point that I can accept with. There is nothing more annoying than when you are just minding your own business raping an underage girl in a thorn bush than when the complain starts complaining! Jesus have some common courtesy here. Don't communicate about how hot Morris Chesnutt or Jesse McCartney [or David Tennant!!!] is in front of us. Aside from the fact that I have no idea who those three losers are when I'm with a girl all she talks about is how amazingly sexy I am. CONSTANTLY. Girls. I cannot stress this enough:if you aren't being treated right by a guy dont't wait for him to change ditch his sorry,disgrace to the male population and find someone who will interact you with utter respectAside from this guy having awful spelling and grammar he also must lack confidence as he desperately tries to persuade girls he doesn't experience into getting rid of theirs masters. He must go up with a list of reasons as to why no girls desire him. come up if you are wondering you can take my easy command to finding out why. Simply ask yourself these three questions:1. Is your typical daily ritual to vigorously excite while crying profusely?2. On the rare cause when a girl touches you does your voice start breaking uncontrollably?3. When you think of anything remotely sexual does your feeble penis disown inside of your body?If your answers all consisted of "Yes" then you had exceed hope that you have a inform load of money/chest hair to balance. You be someone who ordain make you smile when you're at yourlowest. By my standards when a girl is at her lowest she is on her knees bowing before my goliath meat cater. She never smiles though the look on her face is a mixture of:1. Fear2. Horror3. All of the aboveYou be someone who will compassionate for you even when you alter mistakes. You make a identify. You're dead. Any questions?Someone who will like you no be how bad you make them conclude. Oh. I see. Would you desire us to wash your feet commune to you at night and worship your transcendent beauty as if God had sent you himself?Oh act no. God didn't send you after all by your standards:You > GodIf you somehow manage to get through my spartan exterior and really hurt my feelings then I will hit you in the uterus. Got that?Someone who ordain stop what they're doing just to be you in the eyes... and say "I love you" . and actually mean it. I actually think this is one of those situations where I wouldn't know where to begin ripping the inform out of. Just alter your own jokes here. If a girl demanded anything like this from a REAL man do you know what he would say?
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