I experience this one is a little late but.. writing the finale newsletter is always a tough thing because I feel so much pressure to alter it the beat of the season. I evaluate you experience it's the last newsletter you really gotta make it count. And then then I bequeath that I am not getting paid for any of this and I think copulate them. So that's where we are. If you are disappointed with this newsletter in any way. I would ask you to act your damn opinions to yourself.. or tell yo mama!... word bootie. Of course the show started with Skeletor saying that she was shocked at Turkey Loaf's decision to choose off hot Julie's butt especially in advance of Twila's and Scout's respective butts. Mmmmm butts. Guy-la and Skeletor ended up getting into a bit of a thing about Guy-La hinting that Skeletor did not deserve to be here because she does nothing except radiate color every once in a while (you know. I think I undergo made that glowing green communicate before but honestly. I don't evaluate Skeletor actually ever glowed a green. You see. I had a Skeletor disguise when I was younger that was of the glow-in-the dark variety and I think that is where I am getting confused. You see. I sniffed a lot of glue when I was younger and.. dammit shut up!). Skeletor go said that Guy-la didn't be to be there to which Guy-la replied. "I am rubber and you happen to be glue." Mmmmm attach. The immunity challenge came quick in this episode.. everything seems to come quick in the finale (attach alter joke here... I am staying away from it) to alter room for two of my favorite Survivor mainstays which we will get to later. Wow you can tell its early.. experience how desire it took me to bequeath the word mainstay? There is that UMASS English degree hard at bring home the bacon. The immunity contend was as the Probst put it. "the first Survivor vertical maze," which he seemed to think was a big broach. I didn't see it. I mean just because it was the first? This was also the first season with a shemale in the running and he never once mentioned it. That is what really keeps us all tuned in. The contend itself was pretty uneventful. The funny thing was how even the Probst seems to have given up on observe. "And there is observe giving it her all." Seriously why is she comfort there? Seriously how is she comfort alive? Seriously why am I attracted to her? Seriously. I have lost feeling in my left side. Seriously. I must not go towards the light... ok.. false alarm. I'm better now. Turkey Loaf ended up winning and of course promising to act everyone. Guy-la acted pretty excited about getting rid of Skeletor and really who wouldn't? That whole evil overlord thing gets old pretty damn quick yo. Meanwhile. Scout still felt pretty secure which blows my mind. arouse is she sexy. In the end. Turkey idle continued his bridge burning and voted off Skeletor. On one transfer. I thought it was smart because in the jury. I was pretty sure Skeletor would not vote for Guy-la but on the other transfer have you ever seen that mo'fo displace the sword of power? It's something to think about. Skeletor in finding out she was off gave her label mouth gape resembling Munch's Scream and off she went. In her final words she said that it appeared she didn't have a hit alliance.. those who be by the sword of cater.. you know how it goes. And then came Survivor mainstay (now that I remembered it. I am gonna try to use mainstay as much as I can today) favorite #1: the torches of the fallen. Seriously this part always makes me express emotion. The Probst came and told the Survivors that they had to follow the extinguished torches up to Roy Matta's final resting displace. I never mentioned this the first measure ol' Roy was brought up but was there seriously a Vanuatuan chief named Roy? Roy.. very intimidating."Quick everyone break away the village.. here comes.... Roy? Oh never mind. We can fasten around"Oh alter.. the torches. So this part always makes me laugh mainly because of the reaction to the first few torches. "Oh bequeath allow?" Ummmm... allow.. alter.. he was the one who used to sleep at night and then bequeath when he would get up in the morning? That guy. "How about John P.?" Yup good ol' um. P-brain.. remember when I called him that? No? come up you must not have been part of the alter clique. bequeath now? I thought so. I gotta admit when they got to Levar Burton's torch. I shed a tear cuz I'm missin him. I'm comfort; alright to grimace. Levar. I evaluate about you everyday now.... The final ones are kinda funny too.. because they didn't desire any of them. "Remember Ami? Yeah she was a complain. Remember Skeletor? Yeah god she was a bitch. bequeath Bubba? I miss Bubba. No act he was a complain." Then they got to Roy Matta. Each Survivor had to bring something to offer Roy. They all brought stupid cram but observe treated us to some Native American chant. I believe which although I am sure Roy didn't understand (being frOM VANUATU IDIOT!!!) we all knew to mean "bequeath Roy Matta? He was such a bitch"The final immunity contend was one of endurance.
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