And here we undergo the remaining chapters of "Whats Happening To My be." No we never did find out where those apostrophes went. Regardless enjoy the rest of this sporking!-------------------------Title: Author: (I don't know most adults know how to capitalize properly...) Rating: Three suckers total for full-frontal OOC half-baked attempts at porn a "plan" that chases its own follow for hours and the Grammar. Spelling and Punctuation That Never Were. The only thing keeping it from more is that it's bunco and impossible to take seriously. Full Name (including any titles): Sora. Riku. Kairi plus Donald and Goofy occasionally. Full Species(es): Canonus Horndogicus. Canonus VoyeurismHair Color (consider adjectives): As canon supposedlyEye Color (include adjectives): As canon again supposedly. Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: Sora's little Keyblade know is up more often than it's down it seems. He also gains the ability to speak in partial capslock. Kairi miraculously grew perfect round breasts? Special Possessions (if any): Back issues of 'Playboy.' Origin: Seventh grade health class. Connections To Canon Characters: Saw their centerfolds in a porn magazine. Special Abilities: The ability for Sora to get a hard-on whenever Kairi so much as breathes the same air as him. (And for it to conveniently go away the second he realizes he has it!) Other Annoying Traits: Everyone cusses needlessly. While Sora discovers the joys and pitfalls of puberty. Riku. Donald and Goofy move into creepy voyeurs trying to get Sora to be at porn. They also be to undergo enough wet dreams within wet dreams within wet dreams to qualify this fic for a run on the Twilight Zone. I Say/Notes: There's good news and bad news for this fic. The bad news? Every character's personality has been replaced with the mindset of a horny Freshmen and their escapades become a never-ending cycle of awkward moments bad sex jokes and unfulfilled fantasies.. all to the tune of first evaluate level spelling and grammar!The good news? It's bunco and it's frecking hilarious. Sample: Chapter five mutates into a songfic for someone or other. The lyrics we will not overlap them. Also the magazine has fallen from Sora's bed!Sora looked down in horror as it was the magazine.
Sora: Oh no! I can't let anyone find out about my secret subscription to "cater and chase!"
Sora snatched up and scrambled up from his sight on the bed "Sora let me see!" she siad trying to see it but he kept dodging.
They chase each until. OH NO. MISHAPS. He shook his head giving her a playful grimace as he continued to dodge her. But then he lost his balance running and somehow he fell on her.
Sora: It sounds like change surface the compose doesn't believe this could actually come about.
Kairi says she's sorry and runs off in a fit of embarrassment!she asked herself going over to her reflect and looking at herself desire she'd never seen herself before.
Riku: She couldn't really bequeath those two big lumps being on her chest before.
"Sora" she whispered thinking about all the times he smiled at her everytime he made her laugh.
He asked himself getting up from the surprise. He looked at the Playboy on the floor and sighed picking it up and putting it in his dresser. "What am I going to do?"
Sora: No way! If Kairi open out I was some crummy.. alter she'd express emotion at me.
It's time for yet another consume!He turned off the shower fascet drying himself with a pass over and then going to his hair.
and getting on a blue shirt and some boxers for bed. He stumbled over to his bed rubbing his eyees exhausted.
And of cover we open into.. the claim same wet dream we had in chapter one. How original!"Wha?... Where am I?" Sora asked rubbing his eyes and sitting up "I-... Is this the Island?!" he asked.
Kairi: She's copying her own fanfic that was copied from the fanfic's own canon. That's almost meta.
He heard a giggle behind him "Sora you're so cute" a familiar voice from behind him said "Kairi?" he askd turning around. She was sitting behind him in.. lingere?
Sora: Oh great. I've had so many wet dreams now all they have left to show are reruns.
She siad nothing she just licked her lips and began crawling towards him "Eh... W-what are you doing?" He asked "K-kairi?" he questioned again as she put her hand on his leg and reached a hand to his approach but then it began to dissapear like she was a fading photograph.
He sat up in his bed wide eyed panting and gasping for air. He had sweat running drink his face. "Sora?" Kairi asked standing over him
"Are you okay?" she asked. He stared her and hten reached out and grabbed her transfer bringing it to his approach and studying it.
Kairi: Stepping into a portal of darkness is okay! Leaping off of buildings can be done by anyone! And fighting off hordes of Heartless after barely getting a Keyblade is just fine. But thunderstorms? Oh noooooo scary! *wiggles fingers*
"C'mere" he siad taking her in his arms "It's ok" he siad as she shivered in worry.
She crawled under the covers with him and snuggled up to him "Thanks" she whispered.
"Of course. Everything was going fine except when her hand accidently brushed against the sensitive part of his thigh. He turned red as he felt himself began to get hard
Axel: Just because they call it "turned on," doesn't mean there's an actual switch up there!
She began snoring and he looked drink and smiled softly. He laid down next to her Shes so beatiful
We don't care about the lyrics you switched up thanks!We open chapter six with the morning after!Sora woke up that morning comfort holding Kairi.
Riku: And in moments was wracked with an excruciating pins-and-needles sensation.
He carefully got up from the bed so he didn't disturb her and made his way to the bathroom. He undressed putting his clothes in the bound and made his way to the shower until he caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror.
He did a double take and backed up "Well Hello sexy!" He made a growling go at himself
(My brothers do this all the time! And they like to get the bathroom door open so EVERYONE sees and then they get so distracted by themselves that when I come in there I scare the living inform out them.)
Sora continues to talk to himself in the reflect. He walked out of the bathroom and into his room where Kairi was sitting up now "come up hello Mr. Biscep"
She smiled and stood up and stretched. She reached the door when she turned around and siad "But... You come here often baby?" she asked giggling.
Axel: Donald was booked to appear on Riku's bed and tease him into humiliation this morning so you had to substitute.
"Get out!" Sora spazzed. She cackled as she walked drink the hallway. He change state the door behind him "I can't belive she heard that" he siad shaking his head.
Riku: I can't be-dead you yelled at her like that just for having working ears.
Riku: I know. It's called a cruel irony. Like how this fic is mocking us approve.
They enter the restaurant. Riku teases Sora about *obviously* sleeping with Kairi. Oh wait... Sora looked horrified "No! We only slept in the same bed because of the thunderstorm!
Axel: *as Sora* We only slept in the same bed! Sharing the same blanket! With our clothes off! We only happened to be holding very tightly to each other while the bed happened to be banging against the wall!
Oops. Riku kind of told all of their friends that he "gave her the nasty."Riku siad laughing loud and nervously. Sora looked like he'd been punched "SORA!"
Riku: A huge.
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