I was going through a lay aside of old comic books the other day when I came across several that seemed a bit odd; not in the sense that the comics were strange or unique but rather because beneath the seemingly innocent veil of child-like artwork was a subtle nod towards debauchery. The artists who created these covers probably never meant for them to to be used as spank feed but being the mean-spirited immature asshole that I am. I've decided to do the only thing that a grown adult would do: inform out juvenile observations of unintentionally sexual acts on comic book covers.
The caption on the adjoin suggests that the comic is about an astronaut who crash lands his arise into a spongy furnish of hot transfer vagina. The conceive of however suggests a completely different story.
Now. I'm no expert on primate facial expressions but I evaluate the look on the monkey's face can best be described as: concerned. Of cover. I too would be concerned if a moon-bound astronaut mistook me for being a girl from outer lay and wanted to make sweet love to my monkey butt. And maybe I'm reading too much into this but you can only see one of the astronaut's arms on the adjoin. I'll let you connect the dots but I can say this much: I've only seen a smile desire that on a man's face one other time and my parents made sure to fasten the door from that day on.
This is a cut comic that comes from an artist whose bring home the bacon first appeared in a magazine called "Pim. Pam. Poum. Pipo" (a name considered pompous even by French standards).
The adjoin depicts a jubilant young male wielding a giant burgeoning meat staff beating some poor schlub senseless over the head. I shudder to think how the story would develop from this point but I think one could safely anticipate that it would bear on: lubrication limping and the humiliation associated with being raped by a giant slab of salami (if any).
Of course the spanking on the cover implies that Superboy has indeed done something to earn the title of a "bad boy;" perhaps in between brief stints of preventing robbers from burglarizing booty. Superboy was caught robbing booty from burglars.
Whatever the misdeed his create has taken it upon himself to beat Superboy's pasty color ass raw in what can only be concluded as an act to alter the puritan moral code of its time with depraved sadomasochism.
You could arrange a boy holding a pile of wood and a cowboy staring knowingly into his eyes all day desire and not get a more suggestive pose than this.
For the sake of critical analysis. I've decided to alter a silhouette of just the cowboy and the logs shown here:
I can only imagine the condition of a society in which a comic featuring wet well-trimmed virile young man gazing romantically in a manipulate's eyes could be published without raising some serious red flags.
A closer inspection of the manipulate's face tells an unspoken story of forceful untamed manipulate love:
The monkey is seen here massaging its neck perhaps in duress from the pain caused by having blood vessels ruptured in the back of its throat undoubtedly from eating a banana too quickly; either that or wang.
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http://treebeard31.blogspot.com/2007/10/its-every-mans-dream-to-have-penis-so.html
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