One of my neighbors recently posted a thing about how he was cleaning out his neighborhood and getting rid of some people that he was tired of seeing on his neighborhood summon. Among the reasons why you would be nuked in this way (quoted from his communicate):
Your blog consists of posts that seem desire you made them by beating your penis on your keyboard and screaming "I AM A MAN" over and over again while doing you best impression of a bad Maxim columnist
You have mention validation turned on (wtf.. what the hell are you afraid of?). Vox is the one nearly spam remove blogging service.
I post plenty certainly don't have comment validation turned on (although that's a really pissy reason for kicking somebody out of your neighborhood--some populate undergo had problems with stalkers and exes and random assholes; have some sensitivity) and I don't think my posts are inane: a lot of pretty smart people like them. Nevertheless. I appear to have been pruned so I must assume that my blog "consists of posts that seem like you made them by beating your penis on your keyboard and screaming "I AM A MAN" over and over again while doing your best impression of a bad Maxim columnist".
I wouldn't even comment on this ordinarily. I've been dumped from neighborhoods before; what I'm cooking isn't everybody's favorite dish. I desire to mix up the silly and the substantial. I'd rather entertain with a quick joke than overlap things about my "feelings". Looking on my front summon. I see among other things a slam on Vox's hp sponsorship a silly converse exchange about
a story about the day I realized for once and all that there is no God and a list of 5 annoying women who I would nonetheless like to have sex with. A pretty diverse set of postings and that's just the first page. Maybe the "hate copulate" list would be a
feature but I really couldn't tell you because (this may shock you to hear):
In fact. I don't read any men's magazine. IN FACT. I don't read magazines at all.
contains (besides maim non-nude pictorials of the latest "it" girl for men who have apparently been so robbed of their manhood that they are uncomfortable looking at nipples) so it would be pretty hard for me to do an impression of a "bad
I'm sorry the perceived masculinity of my posts alarms you. You might be to have that looked into.
Again. I wouldn't have said anything if you hadn't made such an ostentatious display of kicking so many people out (by the way you seem to have some impression that kicking folks out of your neighborhood takes you out of theirs as well: it doesn't; therefore just about every single person you booted knows exactly when and why you did it which is pretty assholish sir).
Anyway accept me to return the favor sir. I don't undergo any room in my 'hood for somebody who thinks that I write with my penis.
The only cerebrate why this entry frustrates me is because I undergo no idea who committed the crime of booting you out of their neighborhood.
And another thing how much of an ass is he to announce that his elite neighborhood has been widdled down in a post?
I saw that post this morning and for some reason. I thought of you re: that comment without even checking to see if you were in his neighborhood. But not in a bad way - to me if I ever get the impression you're typing with your penis (which isn't all that often) it appears to me to be a conscious effort on your part to write a post in a tongue-in-cheek style that uses gratify / overt masculinity to get across some points. Those are some of the posts that alter me laugh so if a prehensile typing penis* is responsible for those. I applaud it (and you).*If you become the number 1 hit on Google for "prehensile penis" because of this comment. I apologize.
That is such a myspace thing to do. "Repost this to show your true friends or I will delete you." That is so 5th grade.
Of course this is coming from the guy that has 3 people in his neighborhood. And I never post just comment on yours. If I was in there neighborhood. I am sure I would be booted. So fuck them I am happy being on the outside.
I'm not in the subject's neighborhood but someone pointed me to the post and I likewise thought it was fairly rude to announce he was getting rid of people he didn't like. I'm sure he didn't mean to be rude but that's the way it is. I've deleted people from my neighborhood before for a number of reasons but I didn't make a production of it.
You're posts have a sort of prepare male humor to them but that's okay. I also construe CupCate's posts which can be brutally feminist. Good humor knows no gender.
Besides. I would be proud to be able to type with my penis. I'd go on tour.
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