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Posted on 2008-09-09 21:15:34

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Posted on 2008-08-22 19:12:44

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"I Type with My Penis" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2008-08-22 19:12:43

One of my neighbors recently posted a thing about how he was cleaning out his neighborhood and getting rid of some people that he was tired of seeing on his neighborhood summon.  Among the reasons why you would be nuked in this way (quoted from his communicate): Your blog consists of posts that seem desire you made them by beating your penis on your keyboard and screaming "I AM A MAN" over and over again while doing you best impression of a bad Maxim columnist You have mention validation turned on (wtf.. what the hell are you afraid of?). Vox is the one nearly spam remove blogging service. I post plenty certainly don't have comment validation turned on (although that's a really pissy reason for kicking somebody out of your neighborhood--some populate undergo had problems with stalkers and exes and random assholes; have some sensitivity) and I don't think my posts are inane: a lot of pretty smart people like them.  Nevertheless. I appear to have been pruned so I must assume that my blog "consists of posts that seem like you made them by beating your penis on your keyboard and screaming "I AM A MAN" over and over again while doing your best impression of a bad Maxim columnist". I wouldn't even comment on this ordinarily.  I've been dumped from neighborhoods before; what I'm cooking isn't everybody's favorite dish.  I desire to mix up the silly and the substantial.  I'd rather entertain with a quick joke than overlap things about my "feelings".  Looking on my front summon. I see among other things a slam on Vox's hp sponsorship a silly converse exchange about a story about the day I realized for once and all that there is no God and a list of 5 annoying women who I would nonetheless like to have sex with.  A pretty diverse set of postings and that's just the first page.  Maybe the "hate copulate" list would be a feature but I really couldn't tell you because (this may shock you to hear):   In fact. I don't read any men's magazine.  IN FACT. I don't read magazines at all. contains (besides maim non-nude pictorials of the latest "it" girl for men who have apparently been so robbed of their manhood that they are uncomfortable looking at nipples) so it would be pretty hard for me to do an impression of a "bad I'm sorry the perceived masculinity of my posts alarms you.  You might be to have that looked into. Again. I wouldn't have said anything if you hadn't made such an ostentatious display of kicking so many people out (by the way you seem to have some impression that kicking folks out of your neighborhood takes you out of theirs as well: it doesn't; therefore just about every single person you booted knows exactly when and why you did it which is pretty assholish sir). Anyway accept me to return the favor sir.  I don't undergo any room in my 'hood for somebody who thinks that I write with my penis. The only cerebrate why this entry frustrates me is because I undergo no idea who committed the crime of booting you out of their neighborhood. And another thing how much of an ass is he to announce that his elite neighborhood has been widdled down in a post? I saw that post this morning and for some reason. I thought of you re: that comment without even checking to see if you were in his neighborhood. But not in a bad way - to me if I ever get the impression you're typing with your penis (which isn't all that often) it appears to me to be a conscious effort on your part to write a post in a tongue-in-cheek style that uses gratify / overt masculinity to get across some points. Those are some of the posts that alter me laugh so if a prehensile typing penis* is responsible for those. I applaud it (and you).*If you become the number 1 hit on Google for "prehensile penis" because of this comment. I apologize. That is such a myspace thing to do. "Repost this to show your true friends or I will delete you." That is so 5th grade. Of course this is coming from the guy that has 3 people in his neighborhood. And I never post just comment on yours. If I was in there neighborhood. I am sure I would be booted. So fuck them I am happy being on the outside. I'm not in the subject's neighborhood but someone pointed me to the post and I likewise thought it was fairly rude to announce he was getting rid of people he didn't like. I'm sure he didn't mean to be rude but that's the way it is. I've deleted people from my neighborhood before for a number of reasons but I didn't make a production of it. You're posts have a sort of prepare male humor to them but that's okay. I also construe CupCate's posts which can be brutally feminist. Good humor knows no gender. Besides. I would be proud to be able to type with my penis. I'd go on tour.





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"Jesus is good, but not that good..." posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-20 23:05:31

measure night at The Snug your quizmaster continued his investigate of delivering the examine standing up. This meant that I had direct access to Russ Esposito's wiseass commentary the entire night which was fine because when my wits didn't fail me I was able to sass back. The best part was when Russ's voice cracked like Peter Brady ala But then we just realized Russ is stuck in a state of perpetual pubescence. But aren't we all... Marcus of Touched By An Uncle is off to Portland. Oregon to purse the long lost art of cooking shit. He will be missed. When in Portland compete my friend. May of 3rd placers TK lent me her camera after my batteries died for which I'm temporarily grateful. Let's be realistic here if I said eternally grateful it'd just be a damn lie. I forget. C'mon May what have you done for me in the three hours since you emailed me the pictures? Jesus of Jesus &Tequila: Yes our Excel spreadsheet made it seem desire you were in the lead when you weren't. But you know you loved being the center of so much surprise and awe. C'mon you loved that shit. You Must Be Irish Cause My Penis is Dublin has a critical player on their team MIA in New York until December. What's your strategy? Bribery? Teleconfrence? Hired guns? Ewok Reacharound the cutest filthiest team label ever were approve in beat effect at 2nd place. The Slump Busters were on fire though so it just wasn't enough. But next time kids next measure. Notable absences from Tuna Fish Sangwich and Bukkake Goggles.. was it something I said? Was it last week's round on Hermit Virgins? The liberal media? Cordially. Future Dwight. Next week please coordinate with Dunder Mifflin with names that reference a TV show that's horribly unpopular. Ya know just to amuse me. Thanks. Oh and thanks again for use of the camera. And after coming in 2nd at Illegal Pete's on Sunday a team renamed Cordially. Future Dwight got the #3 sight. Oh what is it going to take for some of our in the running but not front runner teams (the John Edwards and McCain's of The Snug quiz) to hit the 1 spot. Yes. I'm talking to you Bringing Up The straighten and/or Zatoichi and/or #15 Bus. Slump Busters 72Ewok Reacharound 67Cordially. Future Dwight 64Touched By An Uncle 63Bringing Up The straighten 63Fils de bite 62Jacqueline Kennedy 59Nothing with Eyeballs 58Jesus and a player to be named later 57Dunder Mifflin 553 trons and a tender and kyle 53the #15 bus 53Paul 52North cackalacka 48You Must Be Irish create My Penis is Dublin 45Clapagonaroids 34Golden.





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"DZ stole my penis." posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-12 18:05:27

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"Luckiest Prick Alive (Pun Intended)" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-03 20:34:29

A Croatian motorbiker’s penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak. Ante Djindjic. 29 from Zagreb said: “I don’t remember what happened. One minute I was taking a break and the next thing I knew I was in hospital. “Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis.” Djindjic who suffered light burns to his chest and arms added: “Thankfully the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects and my penis will answer normally eventually.” I bet this bastard pees his pants next measure he is riding through a lightning storm instead of stopping on the side of the road. I haven’t quite figured it out yet but there has to be some way this guy can use this to his advantage with the ladies. XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" call=""> <abbr call=""> <acronym call=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <touch> <strong> Skinny D : in one of those pictures of the boot it looks like Hank is making a dru deal of some kind w/a Husky in the background hahaha Hank : Drank a lot of consume at a follow party. Dozer was wearing aviators drank a lot of consume at the game drank a lot at halftime dozer comfort wearing aviators at half time came back after game and beer was gone stole beer from pouting huskies went to renton and sang karokee Skinny D : the cougs fired doba... Calling coach determine Mitch Martin : I can't act to check another Husky bet announced by FSN. They are so biased towards the Huskies they might as come up just get on their knees and give the whole team a blowjob. Guest_618 : It's tough to talk trash when both teams breathe out a big fat donkey dick. However. Cougs ordain always be able to drink more than Huskies. Guest_2904 : With the Coug-ish nature of this communicate. I'm surprised there isn't more Apple Cup trash talk... Skinny D : rogan looks like he was hitting the trees befroe he watched that video as he is the entertain of the high times music awards (or was in the past)... Skinny D : I was looking a the NOFX summon and she was a friend of theirs.. did you be at her compose? she has a communicate o I evaluate Guest_4603 : Yeah. I forgot. You can't be a man in America anymore let alone in police work. The reporter who made a beef looks like a decelerate. lil mama : hahaha thats halarious i agree you have to be drunk off you ass of fucked up out of you object to do something like that.. but if you think about it its a great prank lol





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