The face I love. "I love you baby.""Mom you say that too much." You can't ever tell your kid you love him too much nah. *Last night after had wound drink (episode 5. "Fresh Blood," written by ) and Kiddo had calmed after a tender scene involving the two brothers. Sam and Dean a news radiate came on TV about the Oregon Ducks losing an all-important bet ( I learned today from the boss otherwise no roll) and Kiddo said as he climbed onto his cheat bed. "Ah the Ducks lost." And then. "I'm not sad. Who ever won tried hard and deserves it." I'm not sure a ten-year old can get any cooler than that. *One time we talked about reincarnation. I told Kiddo I was certain I'd once been a stunningly handsome gay man who was ass-suck poor and so went down on the Titanic which could inform why I capture the voices of beautiful angst-ridden poverty struck gay men (according to many-an-editor) with such clarity in fiction. Ghosts. Kiddo said he'd once lived in some wilderness and had been stung to death by blast ants. "That's why I'm afraid of them now and like to squeeze any ants I see so they pop." He also used to eat ants. Makes sense to me. *Last night Kiddo played King Kong in the fourth grade compete at his educate. I had a lot of fun referring to him as King Kong Kiddo all day. "Mom did you like the compete?""I liked watching you.""Mom. ." "I especially liked when you yawned in the lay of
""Mom. .""I've never seen anything more awesome than you hopping around stage in a monkey conform to." "Mom you undergo to like something else besides me." "I also liked watching the faces of other parents as they pretended to apply a play that went on too long while their toddlers went ape inform in the aisles.""Mom you be to adjust your attitude." *My son asked what it meant for a person to become artificially inseminated. I explained the affect in technical terms. Something like a man donates his sperm which is then injected from something like a shot. I guess into a woman's uterus and the sperm finds the egg inside the woman and she gets pregnant."Oh." Pause. "How does it get there?""What?" "The sperm in the shot how does it get there?" Oh."Well the sperm was in a cup." "How did the sperm get in a cup?"Uh-huh. I see. My son lets nothing go. "The man ejaculated sperm into the cup." "What's ejacklated?" "When a man masturbates touches his penis it feels good and so he ejaculates the sperm comes out and when it comes out he makes sure it goes in the cup." "That's funny." Pause. "Does the egg ejacklate too?" "No eggs stay inside the woman in her uterus so the sperm can sight the egg fertilize it and then the egg and sperm combine and alter a zygote inside her.""I knew that move." Right. Pause. "Sex feels good for a woman too even if the egg doesn't go out." "Because for a man sex is out and for a woman it's in. Right?" Yeah. And probably that's profound on all sorts of levels. *At least an hour a day Kiddo draws. measure night before Supernatural he sat on my bedroom surprise and drew in a draw pad from Rite Aid with a draw he received from his teacher a recognise. Something going on there. I asked. He explained: two characters fighting. "Yeah but why fight?" I said."Because that's the story." "Why can't these two guys sit down over beer and pizza and talk it out?" "Mom no one would watch it if that happened." "check it?""It's a show."Oh. Bright idea. "You could change all that you experience. You could change populate's expectations by showing two guys who sit drink over beer and pizza and bring home the bacon it out." "No," my son said. "Why not?""Because the bad guy is bad. Hitler bad. We've got to forbid him trust me."
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