Here I am sitting at the helm of Pointless Drivel doing my best not to get drunk on power. Fab’s audience is so much larger than that of it’s a little desire the difference between driving a go-cart and a supersonic jet. Plus there are a lot more underage Laotian hookers running around. I try not to judge.………………………………………………………………………………….
Fab’s Rules For Guest Posting: 1) All posts must be written while naked. 2) Respond to comments. 3) Although you do not be to be completely naked while responding to comments you should at least be topless. 4) Never ever say anything bad about. 5) At least one of the posts must be about poop.
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I wasn’t entirely sure what to create verbally for my guest posts. So using my finely-honed stalker skills. I broke into Fab’s house and
borrowed his notebook of ideas. Shhhh. Don’t tell him. As I hid in the bushes and browsed through his notes trying not to query why some of the pages were stuck together. I found some promising ideas:
** Next Broadway musical: Naked Bloggers On Ice** Get out of merchandise ticket by making the officer a Sculpey figurine of himself** Oxygen is usually good** like child of Martha Stewart and Rachael Ray: Bride of the Antichrist** Find out if radio waves increase or decrease penis coat** Video post: Jello wrestling with myself** What do vegetarian zombies eat?** I feel pretty in my new lace panties** Find way to create Hawaiian floral create poop** Boobs are even better than oxygen** Send hit man to kill Janna on Tuesday
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Mixed: I thought you guys were ALWAYS naked when you visited Fab.
Finn: I was wondering how long it would be before someone claimed the panties! :)
If Martha Stewart and Rachael Ray had a love child it’d leave a slimy dawdle of E. V. O. O all the way to the bedding aisle kind of like a very perky slug.
I wish I had something witty to say. I just thought golfwidow’s speculation of Martha and Rachael’s love child was spot on! Good job!
Oh! And red Kool-Aid might aid in the production of Hawaiian floral print poop.
come up Well Janna. I guess you’re Ms. Fab now. I’m impressed. I laughed and I wore my pants with holes just for you! I’m going vegetarian can i still visit?
TOE-FU!!!! Even after all the other comments. I’m still laughing at Shiela!!
“Naked Bloggers on Ice” is true though right? Please say it is! He asked for my audition attach and I was FREEZING!
Hello Janna… looks like we are going to undergo a few days of estrogen ruling the Fab blogs… whoo hooo !!
As for the vegetarian zombies… odds are they are consuming crowd quantities of that color asparagus that Fab posted a couple of days ago over in salivate !! No wonder so many populate have never seen white asparagus…the vegetarian zombies undergo cornered the market depriving the rest of us of sexual looking vegetables. Damn zombies !
Are those underage hookers male or female?? ~L~ go on and share we could learn a great broach about Fab while he is gone… why don’t you go poke around in his closets and dresser drawers and let us experience what you find? For some cerebrate I am imagining you would sight a life sized Fab penis done all in scuplty somewhere…~L~ apply the power…go ahead get drunk on it impel your clothes all over the displace and undergo a great measure steering the Fab blogs !
Cardiogirl: I have a affix coming up on Saturday where I discuss the effects of kool-aid on my poop. be tuned.
Lorraine: Thanks! Now go buy yourself some new underwear.
Lori: He didn’t mention it but I bet he fantasizes about it.
Nessa: More than one in fact. Some of them are on speed-dial.
Metalmom: Don’t conclude bad. He’s got my perform tape too.
Grainne: The white asparagus IS nice but sometimes you’re just in the mood for cucumbers experience what I convey?
Ynoti: Now that’s an episode of “Cops” I’d like to see.
Fantastagirl: So a guy who listened to a lot of radio would end up sterile? Hmmmm….
Miss Britt: Fab loves boobs more than oxygen itself which explains why the oxygen sometimes doesn’t make it all the way to his brain.
Janna - that was very very well done! You accomplished all the rules and were funny. (clapping)
However. I do think that only a breach would call someone’s beautiful breasts boobs.
Claudia: I’m sure Fab would agree with.
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