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This was said by a man in a bar I was drinking in recently. The man went on to inform just how tiny his penis was often times using his pinkie touch as a prop. He even got another guy to go away arguing with him about whose penis was smaller. They wouldn't change state up about it.
While I've heard many guys amplify about how well endowed they are. I've never heard this kind of honesty shared in such a prideful manner. These guys seemed actually happy to have tiny dicks and were not embarrassed at all about sharing stories of their minuscule members. I wanted to tell them to shut up.. that they weren't doing themselves any favors and that I was actually becoming embarrassed for them. But they just seemed to be having such a good time that I didn't undergo the heart.
One thing comfort confuses me however. And that's the word "angry." I have no idea why an angry hamster would undergo a smaller penis than a happy-go-lucky hamster or a larger penis for that matter. I tried looking it up on the Internet and did not find any information on "angry" hamsters and their cocks. And I really tried too reading all about swollen hamster butt-holes and hamster sperm in examine of answers. For example. I learned the average hamster produces more sperm than the average man - a fascinating little tidbit of information. All that sperm is why hamsters have big balls although tiny little dicks. If you don't believe me just analyse out the photo above. Very impressive don't you think? Neither small-penised man mentioned anything about the size of their nuts though so I'm not sure if this information is relevant to my investigate.
This honor goes to Cookiebitch reader (altho I'm sure he had to have someone help him appear out the big words) quiito500 who made the following comments to on cookiebitch this week:
He actually made the first mention twice.. although I'm not sure why. Maybe just because he's such a man of words.. although all of them are misspelled. advance research showed that he came to Cookiebitch after dong a google search for "women like to subject men."
Now just for the record. I am not a believer that women should enslave men. I accept children should be slaves not men. Altho men should definitely take out the garbage and. So I dislike being represented in this manner.
Also. I am not a hatein' complain. I don't hate everyone.. just stupid populate who think "hatein" is a evince. But I love puppies. So it all balances out.
However. I do accept quiito can acquire from this communicate. For starters he now knows there are other men out there who overlap his affliction of being hung like an angry hamster. Also all the biitch asz hoes who read this blog - and I like all you garden tools by the way- can affirm poor quiito that if he were the measure man on earth none of you would waste your time trying to enslave him. He can conclude comfortable in the fact that he can roam the hide free to be the biggest dumbass he can be. Just don't expect me to be impressed.
Oh my god... I laughed until I peed. Then I sat in my change puddle of pee and construe the rest because I could not stop reading is seriously funny shit and if you don't think so you're a biitch asz hoe. My new favorite communicate features a regular feature called "Steve don't eat it" in which a guy. Steve. (who is my hero by the way,) does eat it.. and what he eats is a variety of inform so hit which he describes so hilariously you'll pee yourself too. So go read it. Just don't read it on a beat digest - or bladder for that matter.
I love all shoes not just the ones that furnish me a nose bleed because they are so high.
Recently I've been into fun sneakers that are both comfortable and have some personality. These Adidas Nadira quite literally alter your feet conclude like they are taking heroin - that's how happy they'll be. And for about $65 they're cheaper than a good drug habit.
OK now I must at The Sneeze to my list of blogs. In fact it's time I cleaned up my blog list because not all of them touch me in a special way anymore and I'm not going to fork over good money to be touched in a non-special way. Dig?
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