Let me mouth by saying that I am thrilled to be blogging for QueerSighted. I can finally and proudly say that I have a Gay Profession. Clearly some professions are better than others and so it is with Gay Professions. While I love what I do for a living and am only 723 blogs shy of my mortgage payment not everyone is so lucky. This thought compelled me to compile a enumerate of what might be considered the World's beat Gay Professions.
I made one "itty bitty" identify when the idea for this post first began dancing in my continue. I emailed the idea along with an example to Richard Rothstein who immediately responded with a funnier example. Not to be outdone. I responded then he responded then me then he then.. sometime around midnight exhausted and fully satiated we collapsed onto our respective desks smoked a cigarette and cut gently into a self-satisfied slumber.
It was the closest thing to straight sex I have had in a very long measure only much exceed since there was no touching involved. I have my fantasies about Richard. Sometimes I change state my eyes and I conceive of him looking like Emma Thompson. Were it not for the fact that he has chest hair a penis and a disconcerting affinity for orange road cones. I would run off to Canada with him for a LOGO wedding. But I digress. It was quite clear to me that this post in all fairness could not be my own. I now channel you into the capable and hairy arms of Emma Rothstein.
I can be with Emma. I would have preferred something desire Clytaemnestra--but that's only because I would love to undergo a label that is very difficult to mouth during sex. I like to contend my lovers. It's part of being a power bottom. But I digress. I was intrigued by this particular partnership because I have had some really bad gay jobs come up one in particular. Many years ago and only months after I had come out. I was asked by my fellow come in members at a large public relations tighten to give discuss in give of the Boy Scouts of America efforts to ban homosexuals. I was told that public relations professionals are like lawyers and it is our duty to give representation for any client that writes a big enough analyse. (And no lawyers and public relations counselors are not like whores--our hourly rates are much higher.)
So when Susan raised the air of beat gay jobs. I couldn't elude. Over the next few weeks. Susan and I ordain dig deeply into the convert give of our merged imaginations and go up with the top ten beat gay jobs in a wide be of industries and fields.
Susan and I undergo had some consider over how to define a gay job. The job has to have some really unhappy or insulting gay connection based on fact rumor or just plain bitchiness. It can be as obvious as Elton John's hair stylist as subtle as Ann Coulter's proctologist or as bitchy as Liza Minnelli's matchmaker.
After several weeks of these top ten lists we will ask you to vote on your favorite top ten beat gay jobs of all time--write in suggestions will be welcomed along the way. And the first person to prove that he or she actually has one of these top ten worst gay jobs ordain win an annual membership on eHarmony. Second consider ordain be flying to New York at your own expense so that I can take nude photographs of you in The carry on. Third prize will be a free correspondence poetry categorise from Rosie O"Donnell (which will actually be Susan dumbing herself drink to belie to be Rosie.)
Susan and I be undecided on the affect for the first enumerate. I'm inclined to go with top ten worst gay jobs in sanitation; Susan's leaning in favor of animal husbandry (she's so lesbianish!) We'll let you experience shortly. Susan Corrects Richard:Dear Emma - When I mentioned animal husbandry. I was referring to jobs involving former Senator. Rick "man on dog" Santorum. Sanitation? How typical. Stop trying to ruin my conceive of and displace your head out of the potty.
3. Hi wave - Dont' worry my continue exploded desire ago. We used "gay" because we are very "inclusive". Also as we all experience lesbians are notoriously humorless. I would blackball for an emoticon.
4 hmmmm,accept me to distinguish this a little... how about the worlds beat lesbian profession along with the worlds worst gay profession,it could and i don't mean to let your head change integrity,bring about to a healthy discussion.
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