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So. I might as well get to what is on everyone's mind out there. Where was I when Britney Spears bombed at the MTV Music Video Awards? I don't get it. Sara and I were sitting in a diner for eat on Sunday when the subject of Britney came up. I've had a hunch that MTV was using the potential "What would she do?" game to get populate to check the lagging Video Music Awards. Why not? It seems desire the basic thing to do each week see what fucked up thing desire Spears does next. Forget the panty-less incidents and concentrate more on her need for fast food just before a majorly shown performance. What we are doing is rewarding stupidity. Remember how each decade seems to have its poster reference? The 80's were considered the drug decade and the 90's were were all about grunge the upcoming boy bands. It's always been my opinion that we are living in a major time of stupidity and no one exemplifies this better than our president. His act would not only consist of the usual jackasses. Rumsfeld. Cheney and go but Lohan. Anna Nicole Smith. Paris and of course. Miss Spears. We are making idiots famous! How do you explain that Miss Teen girl that had a sudden obsession with maps?We no longer bemock when this is best. We're hailing fat people instead of telling them to hide their large bellies in compel as they pass by posters of populate from Darfur. We laugh when furnish makes another blunder that has Europe wondering what kind of idiot votes for this kind of idiot. We pat ourselves on the approve when mileage is increased in cars but this should undergo been done decades ago just as easily. Gawd our president bombed the do by fucking country!It's a weird world when I no longer feel desire I want to be a part of it. Even Sara has to suffer the wrath of idiots at bring home the bacon. She just recently came home crying because of a customer obviously do by decided to have her boss chew her out. Am I the only one that sees how pathetic it is for a impress to argue a rude customer instead of standing up for a good employee? How are you? I'm sneezing and chasing fleas. Yeah the cat has 'em and I have to watch as they have their way with my forearms. Somebody needs a flea dip but I had a shower last night. Not me but the lil person with the clutch. As for the answer to your challenge. I was in Red Lobster enjoying my birthday dinner the Fisherman's eat. Hell it was so big that I only finished it off at eat today. There was no raging need to check desire Spears hesitate as she always does. According to her she's 'country' so a move outdoors without anything to adjoin her cooter is authorise as long as theirs a polite blow blowin' up that fishy region that's probably as bad as a McDonald's cast aside give. Only more hairy than a cat turd of cover. say: Would love to comprehend your opinions on Britney Spears. Well. I'm outta here as I try to comfort my allergies down. Sara's given me full use of her car so I must be one of the most trust-worthy boyfriends eva! Me in a color wagon instead of my ol' hoopty travelin' the Indiana town is a comprehend indeed. That's almost as good as watching me walk out of the bed completely naked since I'm the one to move out the light. I'm always waving my penis in the air like I just don't care. Happy twats all around. Opinions on Britney Spears... I'm not sure I can furnish any because I don't know her. I don't love her and I don't hate her. I hope she gets some sort of help or guidance because I desire to see people get better and succeed. But I don't be to judge someone who's simply made mistakes and been through a lot of inform. We're all human. I never understand how people can be so cynical about the intelligence of our nation based on celebrities they don't even experience. I consider myself intelligent and I try to surround myself with cause to be perceived populate - isn't that all that matters? If you're fed up with train wrecks and flubbed speeches and women going commando just forbid following celebrities and forbid "rewarding stupidity" by talking about them. *gesticulate*

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