Detatchable Penis by King Missile I woke up this morning with a bad hangoverAnd my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable.[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]This comes in handy a lot of the measure. I can get it domiciliate when I evaluate it's gonna get me in trouble,or I can contract it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a celebrate get drunk,and the next morning I can't for the life of meremember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was,they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to analyse the medicine cabinet'cause for some cerebrate I get it there sometimesBut not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the celebrate,but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man,and I really hate having to sit drink every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house,and calling everyone I could think of,I was starting to get very depressed,so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked drink back up Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,where all those populate sell used books and other cast aside on the street,I saw my penis lying on a blanketnext to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home washed it off,and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes express me I should get it permanently attached,but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a hurt in the ass,I desire having a detachable penis.
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