one panty vending machine. Maybe they just don't have these things in Kansai? The times I saw them. I'm pretty sure I was in Tokyo or at least in that general area. Maybe I've been here for too long but I honestly can't say I see what the problem with a porn vending machine is. With the internet these days its sort of unnecessary but back in the day I would have loved to have had a porn vending machine. Instead of trying to pilfer away Dad's stash (or ask him directly... Lord knows he would have given it to me) I could have just hit up a vending machine and bam porn. It also saves for awkward interactions at a porn shop. I always feel that it gives away too much of my intimate little details to the random store clerk who has to ring it up. We don't even know each other's names but now this person knows that I get my rocks off to lesbian porn giant black cocks on tiny Japanese holes farm girls or girls from Dakota who like to eat Klondike bars while using Hello Kitty vibrators (aisle 4 if you're interested...). Also before I get to the new stuff. I'm happy to report that we seem to have new stock of the nipple-pinkening cream. So if you were sitting at home fretting over your midnight nipples your worries are over! Just grab some Juvenile Pink Cream 2 and get back those virginal-like nipples! Pink Cream 2. That's not the translation either that's the actual Japanese name for the product. What exactly were they trying to go for here? "Use our product and you too can have the pink nipples of a taut 7-year old!" Goddamn this country and its pedo-bear ways. - I mentioned before that the Japanese love their "unique" four seasons. Nearly everything the Japanese do is seasonal - the menu at restaurants change according to the seasons the food you can buy at convenience stores also change and there are many areas in which the Japanese change their preference and activities based on the season. So here we have a set of condoms a different ribbing for each season. Not weird per se but I can't say I ever would have thought of this. I guess that just goes to show you the differences in our cultures... It isn't just seasonal we also have a line of condoms that differ for each day the. Again. I guess it could be fun but I'm usually just not giving that much thought to my condom selections here. I also find it extremely optimistic to have condoms for Oh but please do check out the ribbing on the "Happy" (ハッピー) condom. Dear God what is that? Is that supposed to be a condom or a medieval torture weapon? Victoria Rose - Ever hear of the saying "your shit don't smell like roses"? Well apparently the Japanese have a solution for that. I'm not sure if this was the exact name of the product but it was a capsule that women were to take once a day that would make them in general smell like roses. The effect was supposed to also spread to their bowel movements as well producing rose-smelling shit. Now here's a product I really just can't get on board with. Shit stinks and that's just the way of life. I would be weirded out to use the bathroom after some Japanese lady and discover and fresh and airy rose smell. Not that I like the smell of shit absolutely not. But for shit not to stink.. it's just unnatural. It's like taking a huge bite out of a hamburger and tasting macaroni and cheese. The Matrix has been glitched or something. Again. I'd love to link you all to a product page but this is another item of which we're all sold out. So if you ever go into a bathroom and find it smelling like roses.. well now you know why. Incidentally this kind of reminds me of the bathroom back in high school. It always smelled like strawberries and shit. Yes you read that right strawberries and shit. It always smelled that way it didn't matter if you went in in the middle of the day or right after the morning cleaning. I could never figure it out - the shit was a given but why strawberries? Is there a strawberry version of the Victoria Rose that perhaps some guy was taking? And even if that were true why did it smell like that? Was the guy taking constant shits? Or perhaps it was some one massive nuclear strawberry shit and the fall-out affected us for years to come? To date this remains one of my personal little unsolved mysteries. - Okay so most Japanese women have small to non-existent breasts. This is just a given. Of course they want bigger boobies but not all are willing to go under the knife for them. Can't say I blame them. That's where the "other" products come into play and here is one such product. (Sorry the info page is in Japanese incidentally - we used to carry this product apparently we don't anymore but I found it at the original source.) It's basically just a suction cup. A woman puts the cups on her breasts and its warming properties and sucking action will draw out her breasts and make them bigger. Theoretically. I don't know if it works don't ask me. I would assume no because if it did really work it'd be a whole lot more well-known and a whole lot more expensive than just 3,000 yen. But take a look at the picture on the left side of the screen. These cups have apparently enough suction to grip a bowling ball. A bowling ball! Is that healthy? I don't have breasts (obviously) but I'm just thinking about attaching some kind of cone to my penis that could possibly have enough suction force to grip a bowling ball... no sir. I don't like it. Octopus all over again. It also sounds like the climax of the worst penis story you may have ever heard* and I certainly don't want to be the butt of that punchline. *For the worst penis story I've heard to date (excluding my own). I'm just going to quote my old college roommate here. "You want to know what the worst question is? My friend's mom is an EMT and once they responded to this call where a guy got a ketchup bottle stuck on his penis. "How did you get a ketchup bottle stuck on your penis?" that's the worst question ever. I don't even want to know the truth tell me anything and I'll believe it. Tell me that Abraham Lincoln came back from the dead thought you were John Wilkes Booth put a ketchup bottle on your penis and then burst into flames. " But anyway. I also doubt the effectiveness of this product because if just warm sucking action could get breasts to grow bigger my girlfriend would undoubtedly be a G-cup by now. However. I do believe that this is a concept worth further study. I'm going to set up the Institute For Bigger Breasts Through Warm Sucking. I will dedicate the remainder of my life to finding out if warmly sucking breasts can indeed increase cup size. Ladies if you'd like to take part in this thrilling and exciting new research please send a picture of your breasts to the institution and we'll send you out an application. Haha. I can't imagine ever purchasing such products. Never will I ever see the point in making shit smell nice either. Whatever would a person do with nice smelling shit? Leave it there to sniff at a few moments before finally flushing it down? I have the answer to the Victoria Rose thing but I can't convey it correctly. It's kinda the same reason there are little 'flush noise' buttons on the toilets. Anyway. I doubt that works either. The only things strong enough to permeate one's entire being are things you DON'T want to smell like like garlic onion and kimchi. :/ Glamorous D: It doesn't make them bigger it does bruise them and look stupid and slightly saggy though. Love how they've got a black girl on the box. XD I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or not. Muahaha.. titty envy. Interesting theory on the penis pump. Anonymous but studies say that they don't work. Breast pumps herbal "growth" pills hanging weights from your penis (yipes!) and the rest of that crap don't work either. According to those studies the only reliable method for permanently lengthening the penis or increasing breast size is surgery which includes the related risks. There is at least another method. HiEv. By supplementing the individual with certain combination of hormones can stimulate further breast tissue growth. Like the kind you get during pregnancy and lactation for an example. I personally think though that the easiest way would be to fatten yourself. I don't think I ever saw that fail. The offset is of course that the growth isn't limited to the breasts. In France (I'm French) videos have been sold at machine for years now. I don't think I've ever seen a video store that needed you to go to a clerk to get your DVD. There is a clerk inside all right (I used to be one) but only a few hours a day and to create new member cards. You put your member card (or credit card) in the machine (that's outside incidentally so accessible 24/7) and the DVD comes out in a CD case. Which is black so you can't see through it. So you can get your porn have people in a line behind you and have nobody know it's porn. And you can return it the same way. Also my husband (who's canadian) tells me he's always bought porn instead of renting it you know you he needs to face someone only ONCE when buying rather than twice (renting it and bringing it back). Well with the French system you can rent it without facing anyone ever. Used-panty vending machines on the other hand. I find.. werid and a bit creepy. But hey if people want to buy them and women don't mind why not (I would never sell used underwear no matter how much you'd pay me. I'd just pretend it's used and give you a clean one and take the money if it's a really bi sum.) I remember seeing a tacky (British) TV show about women who were lacking in confidence about their boobs and one of them tried those suction things. Not sure if it worked at all but if it did it was barely noticeable and only temporary. Also it looked very painful and uncomfortable. those swollen purple breasts with marks from the rims of the cups around them. It wasn't pretty. Heh it took me a while to decipher the name of one of the condoms. It's written [ro][n][gu] so it could be read as "wrong" but I'm guessing it's supposed to be read as "long" ... The other two appear to be "passion" and "happy" but what the hell is [da][i][ya]? If that's supposed to be the katakana version of an English word the closest one I can find is "dire" which just sounds.. err rongu :-) "Incidentally this kind of reminds me of the bathroom back in high school. It always smelled like strawberries and shit. ... I could never figure it out - the shit was a given but why strawberries? ... To date this remains one of my personal little unsolved mysteries." Quite possibly the cleaning agent used in the bathrooms had a strawberry scent to it. Since bathrooms (especially high school bathrooms) are not really known for their ventilation the room never got a chance to 'air out' leading to the constant cloying scent of strawberries and shit. "I have spend all day no kidding all DAY sewing up lacerated penis's! When will they fucking learn not to stick them in the sodding vaccum cleaners?"

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one panty vending machine. Maybe they just don't have these things in Kansai? The times I saw them. I'm pretty sure I was in Tokyo or at least in that general area. Maybe I've been here for too long but I honestly can't say I see what the problem with a porn vending machine is. With the internet these days its sort of unnecessary but back in the day I would have loved to have had a porn vending machine. Instead of trying to pilfer away Dad's stash (or ask him directly... Lord knows he would have given it to me) I could have just hit up a vending machine and bam porn. It also saves for awkward interactions at a porn shop. I always feel that it gives away too much of my intimate little details to the random store clerk who has to ring it up. We don't even know each other's names but now this person knows that I get my rocks off to lesbian porn giant black cocks on tiny Japanese holes farm girls or girls from Dakota who like to eat Klondike bars while using Hello Kitty vibrators (aisle 4 if you're interested...). Also before I get to the new stuff. I'm happy to report that we seem to have new stock of the nipple-pinkening cream. So if you were sitting at home fretting over your midnight nipples your worries are over! Just grab some Juvenile Pink Cream 2 and get back those virginal-like nipples! Pink Cream 2. That's not the translation either that's the actual Japanese name for the product. What exactly were they trying to go for here? "Use our product and you too can have the pink nipples of a taut 7-year old!" Goddamn this country and its pedo-bear ways. - I mentioned before that the Japanese love their "unique" four seasons. Nearly everything the Japanese do is seasonal - the menu at restaurants change according to the seasons the food you can buy at convenience stores also change and there are many areas in which the Japanese change their preference and activities based on the season. So here we have a set of condoms a different ribbing for each season. Not weird per se but I can't say I ever would have thought of this. I guess that just goes to show you the differences in our cultures... It isn't just seasonal we also have a line of condoms that differ for each day the. Again. I guess it could be fun but I'm usually just not giving that much thought to my condom selections here. I also find it extremely optimistic to have condoms for Oh but please do check out the ribbing on the "Happy" (ハッピー) condom. Dear God what is that? Is that supposed to be a condom or a medieval torture weapon? Victoria Rose - Ever hear of the saying "your shit don't smell like roses"? Well apparently the Japanese have a solution for that. I'm not sure if this was the exact name of the product but it was a capsule that women were to take once a day that would make them in general smell like roses. The effect was supposed to also spread to their bowel movements as well producing rose-smelling shit. Now here's a product I really just can't get on board with. Shit stinks and that's just the way of life. I would be weirded out to use the bathroom after some Japanese lady and discover and fresh and airy rose smell. Not that I like the smell of shit absolutely not. But for shit not to stink.. it's just unnatural. It's like taking a huge bite out of a hamburger and tasting macaroni and cheese. The Matrix has been glitched or something. Again. I'd love to link you all to a product page but this is another item of which we're all sold out. So if you ever go into a bathroom and find it smelling like roses.. well now you know why. Incidentally this kind of reminds me of the bathroom back in high school. It always smelled like strawberries and shit. Yes you read that right strawberries and shit. It always smelled that way it didn't matter if you went in in the middle of the day or right after the morning cleaning. I could never figure it out - the shit was a given but why strawberries? Is there a strawberry version of the Victoria Rose that perhaps some guy was taking? And even if that were true why did it smell like that? Was the guy taking constant shits? Or perhaps it was some one massive nuclear strawberry shit and the fall-out affected us for years to come? To date this remains one of my personal little unsolved mysteries. - Okay so most Japanese women have small to non-existent breasts. This is just a given. Of course they want bigger boobies but not all are willing to go under the knife for them. Can't say I blame them. That's where the "other" products come into play and here is one such product. (Sorry the info page is in Japanese incidentally - we used to carry this product apparently we don't anymore but I found it at the original source.) It's basically just a suction cup. A woman puts the cups on her breasts and its warming properties and sucking action will draw out her breasts and make them bigger. Theoretically. I don't know if it works don't ask me. I would assume no because if it did really work it'd be a whole lot more well-known and a whole lot more expensive than just 3,000 yen. But take a look at the picture on the left side of the screen. These cups have apparently enough suction to grip a bowling ball. A bowling ball! Is that healthy? I don't have breasts (obviously) but I'm just thinking about attaching some kind of cone to my penis that could possibly have enough suction force to grip a bowling ball... no sir. I don't like it. Octopus all over again. It also sounds like the climax of the worst penis story you may have ever heard* and I certainly don't want to be the butt of that punchline. *For the worst penis story I've heard to date (excluding my own). I'm just going to quote my old college roommate here. "You want to know what the worst question is? My friend's mom is an EMT and once they responded to this call where a guy got a ketchup bottle stuck on his penis. "How did you get a ketchup bottle stuck on your penis?" that's the worst question ever. I don't even want to know the truth tell me anything and I'll believe it. Tell me that Abraham Lincoln came back from the dead thought you were John Wilkes Booth put a ketchup bottle on your penis and then burst into flames. " But anyway. I also doubt the effectiveness of this product because if just warm sucking action could get breasts to grow bigger my girlfriend would undoubtedly be a G-cup by now. However. I do believe that this is a concept worth further study. I'm going to set up the Institute For Bigger Breasts Through Warm Sucking. I will dedicate the remainder of my life to finding out if warmly sucking breasts can indeed increase cup size. Ladies if you'd like to take part in this thrilling and exciting new research please send a picture of your breasts to the institution and we'll send you out an application. Haha. I can't imagine ever purchasing such products. Never will I ever see the point in making shit smell nice either. Whatever would a person do with nice smelling shit? Leave it there to sniff at a few moments before finally flushing it down? I have the answer to the Victoria Rose thing but I can't convey it correctly. It's kinda the same reason there are little 'flush noise' buttons on the toilets. Anyway. I doubt that works either. The only things strong enough to permeate one's entire being are things you DON'T want to smell like like garlic onion and kimchi. :/ Glamorous D: It doesn't make them bigger it does bruise them and look stupid and slightly saggy though. Love how they've got a black girl on the box. XD I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or not. Muahaha.. titty envy. Interesting theory on the penis pump. Anonymous but studies say that they don't work. Breast pumps herbal "growth" pills hanging weights from your penis (yipes!) and the rest of that crap don't work either. According to those studies the only reliable method for permanently lengthening the penis or increasing breast size is surgery which includes the related risks. There is at least another method. HiEv. By supplementing the individual with certain combination of hormones can stimulate further breast tissue growth. Like the kind you get during pregnancy and lactation for an example. I personally think though that the easiest way would be to fatten yourself. I don't think I ever saw that fail. The offset is of course that the growth isn't limited to the breasts. In France (I'm French) videos have been sold at machine for years now. I don't think I've ever seen a video store that needed you to go to a clerk to get your DVD. There is a clerk inside all right (I used to be one) but only a few hours a day and to create new member cards. You put your member card (or credit card) in the machine (that's outside incidentally so accessible 24/7) and the DVD comes out in a CD case. Which is black so you can't see through it. So you can get your porn have people in a line behind you and have nobody know it's porn. And you can return it the same way. Also my husband (who's canadian) tells me he's always bought porn instead of renting it you know you he needs to face someone only ONCE when buying rather than twice (renting it and bringing it back). Well with the French system you can rent it without facing anyone ever. Used-panty vending machines on the other hand. I find.. werid and a bit creepy. But hey if people want to buy them and women don't mind why not (I would never sell used underwear no matter how much you'd pay me. I'd just pretend it's used and give you a clean one and take the money if it's a really bi sum.) I remember seeing a tacky (British) TV show about women who were lacking in confidence about their boobs and one of them tried those suction things. Not sure if it worked at all but if it did it was barely noticeable and only temporary. Also it looked very painful and uncomfortable. those swollen purple breasts with marks from the rims of the cups around them. It wasn't pretty. Heh it took me a while to decipher the name of one of the condoms. It's written [ro][n][gu] so it could be read as "wrong" but I'm guessing it's supposed to be read as "long" ... The other two appear to be "passion" and "happy" but what the hell is [da][i][ya]? If that's supposed to be the katakana version of an English word the closest one I can find is "dire" which just sounds.. err rongu :-) "Incidentally this kind of reminds me of the bathroom back in high school. It always smelled like strawberries and shit. ... I could never figure it out - the shit was a given but why strawberries? ... To date this remains one of my personal little unsolved mysteries." Quite possibly the cleaning agent used in the bathrooms had a strawberry scent to it. Since bathrooms (especially high school bathrooms) are not really known for their ventilation the room never got a chance to 'air out' leading to the constant cloying scent of strawberries and shit. "I have spend all day no kidding all DAY sewing up lacerated penis's! When will they fucking learn not to stick them in the sodding vaccum cleaners?"

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one panty vending machine. Maybe they just don't have these things in Kansai? The times I saw them. I'm pretty sure I was in Tokyo or at least in that general area. Maybe I've been here for too long but I honestly can't say I see what the problem with a porn vending machine is. With the internet these days its sort of unnecessary but back in the day I would have loved to have had a porn vending machine. Instead of trying to pilfer away Dad's stash (or ask him directly... Lord knows he would have given it to me) I could have just hit up a vending machine and bam porn. It also saves for awkward interactions at a porn shop. I always feel that it gives away too much of my intimate little details to the random store clerk who has to ring it up. We don't even know each other's names but now this person knows that I get my rocks off to lesbian porn giant black cocks on tiny Japanese holes farm girls or girls from Dakota who like to eat Klondike bars while using Hello Kitty vibrators (aisle 4 if you're interested...). Also before I get to the new stuff. I'm happy to report that we seem to have new stock of the nipple-pinkening cream. So if you were sitting at home fretting over your midnight nipples your worries are over! Just grab some Juvenile Pink Cream 2 and get back those virginal-like nipples! Pink Cream 2. That's not the translation either that's the actual Japanese name for the product. What exactly were they trying to go for here? "Use our product and you too can have the pink nipples of a taut 7-year old!" Goddamn this country and its pedo-bear ways. - I mentioned before that the Japanese love their "unique" four seasons. Nearly everything the Japanese do is seasonal - the menu at restaurants change according to the seasons the food you can buy at convenience stores also change and there are many areas in which the Japanese change their preference and activities based on the season. So here we have a set of condoms a different ribbing for each season. Not weird per se but I can't say I ever would have thought of this. I guess that just goes to show you the differences in our cultures... It isn't just seasonal we also have a line of condoms that differ for each day the. Again. I guess it could be fun but I'm usually just not giving that much thought to my condom selections here. I also find it extremely optimistic to have condoms for Oh but please do check out the ribbing on the "Happy" (ハッピー) condom. Dear God what is that? Is that supposed to be a condom or a medieval torture weapon? Victoria Rose - Ever hear of the saying "your shit don't smell like roses"? Well apparently the Japanese have a solution for that. I'm not sure if this was the exact name of the product but it was a capsule that women were to take once a day that would make them in general smell like roses. The effect was supposed to also spread to their bowel movements as well producing rose-smelling shit. Now here's a product I really just can't get on board with. Shit stinks and that's just the way of life. I would be weirded out to use the bathroom after some Japanese lady and discover and fresh and airy rose smell. Not that I like the smell of shit absolutely not. But for shit not to stink.. it's just unnatural. It's like taking a huge bite out of a hamburger and tasting macaroni and cheese. The Matrix has been glitched or something. Again. I'd love to link you all to a product page but this is another item of which we're all sold out. So if you ever go into a bathroom and find it smelling like roses.. well now you know why. Incidentally this kind of reminds me of the bathroom back in high school. It always smelled like strawberries and shit. Yes you read that right strawberries and shit. It always smelled that way it didn't matter if you went in in the middle of the day or right after the morning cleaning. I could never figure it out - the shit was a given but why strawberries? Is there a strawberry version of the Victoria Rose that perhaps some guy was taking? And even if that were true why did it smell like that? Was the guy taking constant shits? Or perhaps it was some one massive nuclear strawberry shit and the fall-out affected us for years to come? To date this remains one of my personal little unsolved mysteries. - Okay so most Japanese women have small to non-existent breasts. This is just a given. Of course they want bigger boobies but not all are willing to go under the knife for them. Can't say I blame them. That's where the "other" products come into play and here is one such product. (Sorry the info page is in Japanese incidentally - we used to carry this product apparently we don't anymore but I found it at the original source.) It's basically just a suction cup. A woman puts the cups on her breasts and its warming properties and sucking action will draw out her breasts and make them bigger. Theoretically. I don't know if it works don't ask me. I would assume no because if it did really work it'd be a whole lot more well-known and a whole lot more expensive than just 3,000 yen. But take a look at the picture on the left side of the screen. These cups have apparently enough suction to grip a bowling ball. A bowling ball! Is that healthy? I don't have breasts (obviously) but I'm just thinking about attaching some kind of cone to my penis that could possibly have enough suction force to grip a bowling ball... no sir. I don't like it. Octopus all over again. It also sounds like the climax of the worst penis story you may have ever heard* and I certainly don't want to be the butt of that punchline. *For the worst penis story I've heard to date (excluding my own). I'm just going to quote my old college roommate here. "You want to know what the worst question is? My friend's mom is an EMT and once they responded to this call where a guy got a ketchup bottle stuck on his penis. "How did you get a ketchup bottle stuck on your penis?" that's the worst question ever. I don't even want to know the truth tell me anything and I'll believe it. Tell me that Abraham Lincoln came back from the dead thought you were John Wilkes Booth put a ketchup bottle on your penis and then burst into flames. " But anyway. I also doubt the effectiveness of this product because if just warm sucking action could get breasts to grow bigger my girlfriend would undoubtedly be a G-cup by now. However. I do believe that this is a concept worth further study. I'm going to set up the Institute For Bigger Breasts Through Warm Sucking. I will dedicate the remainder of my life to finding out if warmly sucking breasts can indeed increase cup size. Ladies if you'd like to take part in this thrilling and exciting new research please send a picture of your breasts to the institution and we'll send you out an application. Haha. I can't imagine ever purchasing such products. Never will I ever see the point in making shit smell nice either. Whatever would a person do with nice smelling shit? Leave it there to sniff at a few moments before finally flushing it down? I have the answer to the Victoria Rose thing but I can't convey it correctly. It's kinda the same reason there are little 'flush noise' buttons on the toilets. Anyway. I doubt that works either. The only things strong enough to permeate one's entire being are things you DON'T want to smell like like garlic onion and kimchi. :/ Glamorous D: It doesn't make them bigger it does bruise them and look stupid and slightly saggy though. Love how they've got a black girl on the box. XD I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or not. Muahaha.. titty envy. Interesting theory on the penis pump. Anonymous but studies say that they don't work. Breast pumps herbal "growth" pills hanging weights from your penis (yipes!) and the rest of that crap don't work either. According to those studies the only reliable method for permanently lengthening the penis or increasing breast size is surgery which includes the related risks. There is at least another method. HiEv. By supplementing the individual with certain combination of hormones can stimulate further breast tissue growth. Like the kind you get during pregnancy and lactation for an example. I personally think though that the easiest way would be to fatten yourself. I don't think I ever saw that fail. The offset is of course that the growth isn't limited to the breasts. In France (I'm French) videos have been sold at machine for years now. I don't think I've ever seen a video store that needed you to go to a clerk to get your DVD. There is a clerk inside all right (I used to be one) but only a few hours a day and to create new member cards. You put your member card (or credit card) in the machine (that's outside incidentally so accessible 24/7) and the DVD comes out in a CD case. Which is black so you can't see through it. So you can get your porn have people in a line behind you and have nobody know it's porn. And you can return it the same way. Also my husband (who's canadian) tells me he's always bought porn instead of renting it you know you he needs to face someone only ONCE when buying rather than twice (renting it and bringing it back). Well with the French system you can rent it without facing anyone ever. Used-panty vending machines on the other hand. I find.. werid and a bit creepy. But hey if people want to buy them and women don't mind why not (I would never sell used underwear no matter how much you'd pay me. I'd just pretend it's used and give you a clean one and take the money if it's a really bi sum.) I remember seeing a tacky (British) TV show about women who were lacking in confidence about their boobs and one of them tried those suction things. Not sure if it worked at all but if it did it was barely noticeable and only temporary. Also it looked very painful and uncomfortable. those swollen purple breasts with marks from the rims of the cups around them. It wasn't pretty. Heh it took me a while to decipher the name of one of the condoms. It's written [ro][n][gu] so it could be read as "wrong" but I'm guessing it's supposed to be read as "long" ... The other two appear to be "passion" and "happy" but what the hell is [da][i][ya]? If that's supposed to be the katakana version of an English word the closest one I can find is "dire" which just sounds.. err rongu :-) "Incidentally this kind of reminds me of the bathroom back in high school. It always smelled like strawberries and shit. ... I could never figure it out - the shit was a given but why strawberries? ... To date this remains one of my personal little unsolved mysteries." Quite possibly the cleaning agent used in the bathrooms had a strawberry scent to it. Since bathrooms (especially high school bathrooms) are not really known for their ventilation the room never got a chance to 'air out' leading to the constant cloying scent of strawberries and shit. "I have spend all day no kidding all DAY sewing up lacerated penis's! When will they fucking learn not to stick them in the sodding vaccum cleaners?"

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one panty vending machine. Maybe they just don't have these things in Kansai? The times I saw them. I'm pretty sure I was in Tokyo or at least in that general area. Maybe I've been here for too long but I honestly can't say I see what the problem with a porn vending machine is. With the internet these days its sort of unnecessary but back in the day I would have loved to have had a porn vending machine. Instead of trying to pilfer away Dad's stash (or ask him directly... Lord knows he would have given it to me) I could have just hit up a vending machine and bam porn. It also saves for awkward interactions at a porn shop. I always feel that it gives away too much of my intimate little details to the random store clerk who has to ring it up. We don't even know each other's names but now this person knows that I get my rocks off to lesbian porn giant black cocks on tiny Japanese holes farm girls or girls from Dakota who like to eat Klondike bars while using Hello Kitty vibrators (aisle 4 if you're interested...). Also before I get to the new stuff. I'm happy to report that we seem to have new stock of the nipple-pinkening cream. So if you were sitting at home fretting over your midnight nipples your worries are over! Just grab some Juvenile Pink Cream 2 and get back those virginal-like nipples! Pink Cream 2. That's not the translation either that's the actual Japanese name for the product. What exactly were they trying to go for here? "Use our product and you too can have the pink nipples of a taut 7-year old!" Goddamn this country and its pedo-bear ways. - I mentioned before that the Japanese love their "unique" four seasons. Nearly everything the Japanese do is seasonal - the menu at restaurants change according to the seasons the food you can buy at convenience stores also change and there are many areas in which the Japanese change their preference and activities based on the season. So here we have a set of condoms a different ribbing for each season. Not weird per se but I can't say I ever would have thought of this. I guess that just goes to show you the differences in our cultures... It isn't just seasonal we also have a line of condoms that differ for each day the. Again. I guess it could be fun but I'm usually just not giving that much thought to my condom selections here. I also find it extremely optimistic to have condoms for Oh but please do check out the ribbing on the "Happy" (ハッピー) condom. Dear God what is that? Is that supposed to be a condom or a medieval torture weapon? Victoria Rose - Ever hear of the saying "your shit don't smell like roses"? Well apparently the Japanese have a solution for that. I'm not sure if this was the exact name of the product but it was a capsule that women were to take once a day that would make them in general smell like roses. The effect was supposed to also spread to their bowel movements as well producing rose-smelling shit. Now here's a product I really just can't get on board with. Shit stinks and that's just the way of life. I would be weirded out to use the bathroom after some Japanese lady and discover and fresh and airy rose smell. Not that I like the smell of shit absolutely not. But for shit not to stink.. it's just unnatural. It's like taking a huge bite out of a hamburger and tasting macaroni and cheese. The Matrix has been glitched or something. Again. I'd love to link you all to a product page but this is another item of which we're all sold out. So if you ever go into a bathroom and find it smelling like roses.. well now you know why. Incidentally this kind of reminds me of the bathroom back in high school. It always smelled like strawberries and shit. Yes you read that right strawberries and shit. It always smelled that way it didn't matter if you went in in the middle of the day or right after the morning cleaning. I could never figure it out - the shit was a given but why strawberries? Is there a strawberry version of the Victoria Rose that perhaps some guy was taking? And even if that were true why did it smell like that? Was the guy taking constant shits? Or perhaps it was some one massive nuclear strawberry shit and the fall-out affected us for years to come? To date this remains one of my personal little unsolved mysteries. - Okay so most Japanese women have small to non-existent breasts. This is just a given. Of course they want bigger boobies but not all are willing to go under the knife for them. Can't say I blame them. That's where the "other" products come into play and here is one such product. (Sorry the info page is in Japanese incidentally - we used to carry this product apparently we don't anymore but I found it at the original source.) It's basically just a suction cup. A woman puts the cups on her breasts and its warming properties and sucking action will draw out her breasts and make them bigger. Theoretically. I don't know if it works don't ask me. I would assume no because if it did really work it'd be a whole lot more well-known and a whole lot more expensive than just 3,000 yen. But take a look at the picture on the left side of the screen. These cups have apparently enough suction to grip a bowling ball. A bowling ball! Is that healthy? I don't have breasts (obviously) but I'm just thinking about attaching some kind of cone to my penis that could possibly have enough suction force to grip a bowling ball... no sir. I don't like it. Octopus all over again. It also sounds like the climax of the worst penis story you may have ever heard* and I certainly don't want to be the butt of that punchline. *For the worst penis story I've heard to date (excluding my own). I'm just going to quote my old college roommate here. "You want to know what the worst question is? My friend's mom is an EMT and once they responded to this call where a guy got a ketchup bottle stuck on his penis. "How did you get a ketchup bottle stuck on your penis?" that's the worst question ever. I don't even want to know the truth tell me anything and I'll believe it. Tell me that Abraham Lincoln came back from the dead thought you were John Wilkes Booth put a ketchup bottle on your penis and then burst into flames. " But anyway. I also doubt the effectiveness of this product because if just warm sucking action could get breasts to grow bigger my girlfriend would undoubtedly be a G-cup by now. However. I do believe that this is a concept worth further study. I'm going to set up the Institute For Bigger Breasts Through Warm Sucking. I will dedicate the remainder of my life to finding out if warmly sucking breasts can indeed increase cup size. Ladies if you'd like to take part in this thrilling and exciting new research please send a picture of your breasts to the institution and we'll send you out an application. Haha. I can't imagine ever purchasing such products. Never will I ever see the point in making shit smell nice either. Whatever would a person do with nice smelling shit? Leave it there to sniff at a few moments before finally flushing it down? I have the answer to the Victoria Rose thing but I can't convey it correctly. It's kinda the same reason there are little 'flush noise' buttons on the toilets. Anyway. I doubt that works either. The only things strong enough to permeate one's entire being are things you DON'T want to smell like like garlic onion and kimchi. :/ Glamorous D: It doesn't make them bigger it does bruise them and look stupid and slightly saggy though. Love how they've got a black girl on the box. XD I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or not. Muahaha.. titty envy. Interesting theory on the penis pump. Anonymous but studies say that they don't work. Breast pumps herbal "growth" pills hanging weights from your penis (yipes!) and the rest of that crap don't work either. According to those studies the only reliable method for permanently lengthening the penis or increasing breast size is surgery which includes the related risks. There is at least another method. HiEv. By supplementing the individual with certain combination of hormones can stimulate further breast tissue growth. Like the kind you get during pregnancy and lactation for an example. I personally think though that the easiest way would be to fatten yourself. I don't think I ever saw that fail. The offset is of course that the growth isn't limited to the breasts. In France (I'm French) videos have been sold at machine for years now. I don't think I've ever seen a video store that needed you to go to a clerk to get your DVD. There is a clerk inside all right (I used to be one) but only a few hours a day and to create new member cards. You put your member card (or credit card) in the machine (that's outside incidentally so accessible 24/7) and the DVD comes out in a CD case. Which is black so you can't see through it. So you can get your porn have people in a line behind you and have nobody know it's porn. And you can return it the same way. Also my husband (who's canadian) tells me he's always bought porn instead of renting it you know you he needs to face someone only ONCE when buying rather than twice (renting it and bringing it back). Well with the French system you can rent it without facing anyone ever. Used-panty vending machines on the other hand. I find.. werid and a bit creepy. But hey if people want to buy them and women don't mind why not (I would never sell used underwear no matter how much you'd pay me. I'd just pretend it's used and give you a clean one and take the money if it's a really bi sum.) I remember seeing a tacky (British) TV show about women who were lacking in confidence about their boobs and one of them tried those suction things. Not sure if it worked at all but if it did it was barely noticeable and only temporary. Also it looked very painful and uncomfortable. those swollen purple breasts with marks from the rims of the cups around them. It wasn't pretty. Heh it took me a while to decipher the name of one of the condoms. It's written [ro][n][gu] so it could be read as "wrong" but I'm guessing it's supposed to be read as "long" ... The other two appear to be "passion" and "happy" but what the hell is [da][i][ya]? If that's supposed to be the katakana version of an English word the closest one I can find is "dire" which just sounds.. err rongu :-) "Incidentally this kind of reminds me of the bathroom back in high school. It always smelled like strawberries and shit. ... I could never figure it out - the shit was a given but why strawberries? ... To date this remains one of my personal little unsolved mysteries." Quite possibly the cleaning agent used in the bathrooms had a strawberry scent to it. Since bathrooms (especially high school bathrooms) are not really known for their ventilation the room never got a chance to 'air out' leading to the constant cloying scent of strawberries and shit. "I have spend all day no kidding all DAY sewing up lacerated penis's! When will they fucking learn not to stick them in the sodding vaccum cleaners?"

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