My high school reunion is next week. There's a Friday night dance party. Now truly truly truly nobody I experience of from high educate is going to bother to show up. It's going to be just me the lamp affix and a whole bunch of people I don't know. Probably a bunch of people with big penis sizes and great credentials. My penis is neither exceptionally large and neither are my go credentials. My penis is slightly smaller than average. My height slightly shorter than average my weight is certainly slightly more than add up and my career success has been kind of not at all so far! Maybe it would be easier if I just got shit faced to hell at home off cheap booze and then walked to the restaurant. I'm kind of broke right now so I don't have money to spend at the bar for their very expensive beer. I'm thinking I will get drunk at home and then take the hour long walk over to the restaurant where the dance party is. If worst come to worse. I'll piss in someone's front yard on the way there if I undergo to! I hope I don't alter up by the measure I get there! Actually I'm a little tipsy now. Anyway. I could control over there and only have three beers because I evaluate drinking and driving is way uncool. I could undergo only three beers and undergo no fun at all! comfort. I tend to be much more happy easy going and care free when I am drunk. This means I would have to walk there and walk home! Oh come up. The dance party starts at seven in the evening on Friday night. This means I would have to start drinking heavily at about five forty-five in the evening. Either that or fill my pockets with beer. come up fuck that! Somehow I'm going to undergo to explain to my mother why I'm getting so shit faced so early in the evening. I guess I'll cross that bridge when I come to it!
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